Narrator: We interrupt your regularly schedule program for this
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Narrator: Are you tired of so much personal responsibility?
Narrator: Do you feel you are a threat to yourself and others?
Narrator: Does the idea of someone else making all the important decisions for you sound appealing?
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Narrator: Relinquish your personal freedom and support THE MAN WITH THE PLAN
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Narrator: The administration of the Doctor would see a new world peace, with all countries under one rule... his.
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Narator: When the time comes, let everyone know who you support, or else...
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Narator: ...it won't matter, since he'll take power anyway. VOTE EVIL!
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