Gunsmith: *grumble*

Igor: Hi I'd like to buy one of your legendary weapons, the likes of which have never been seen anywhere else!

Gunsmith: No.

Gunsmith: Now, excuse me as I go over here and complain loudly about the complacency of today's youth, and about the fact that we have a gun culture, which is all the more ironic, since I make guns.
Igor: *steal*