Quote: Oh, you're up.
Balrog: Yyyup. So, how are we gonna do this thing? You learned your lesson, or do I get to pount it in to you?

Quote: You know, I'm a lot more dangerous than I look.
Balrog: That's not saying much.

Quote: Oh yeah? What's this say to you?
Balrog: Something along the line of, "Aww, he has a gun! How cute!"

Quote: You know, I'm planning to kill you with this thing.
Balrog: Hee hee! That's hilarious!
Quote: No, really, I'm serious!
Balrog: I know, that's what's so funny!