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March 30th, 2014, 7:16 pm

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Evil_Nazgul0616, March 30th, 2014, 7:16 pm

SYSTEM INFORMATION:

THE X-TEK AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEM WILL SATISFY ALL YOUR AUTOMATED DEFENSE NEEDS AND IS GUARANTEED TO NEVER GO ROGUE, SHORT CIRCUIT, SET THE USER ON FIRE, EMANCIPATE IMPORTANT MATERIALS, OR CEASE FUNCTIONING WITHOUT WARNING. IT'S ADAPTED TO A WIDE RANGE OF DEFENSIVE PURPOSES, BUT IS MOSTLY USED TO KEEP UNWANTED VISITORS OUT OF UNAUTHORIZED AREAS.

THE AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEM IS QUITE ENVIRONMENTALLY UNFRIENDLY AND DOES NOT BIODEGRADE. IF THIS ASPECT IS UNSATISFACTORY TO YOU, YOU CAN GO TO HELL.

PLEASE KEEP AWAY FROM DOGS OR MEMBERS OF THE CANINE FAMILY, AS IT WILL DISINTEGRATE THEM ON SIGHT. THE DEVELOPER HAS CHOSEN NOT TO REMOVE THIS FEATURE.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE CONTACT MONSIEUR EHKS IN LABYRINTH SECTOR W.

INFORMATION PROTOCOL END.