You can't hug anybody that's legless because you're already MISERY.

Oh, right, introductions.

Your name is MISERY. You are the daughter of the witch woman JENKA, who is- as far as you can tell- nowhere to be seen. Anyways, you're also a WITCH due to your lineage. You used to unwillingly work for this guy named THE DOCTOR, due to a CURSED ARTIFACT that YOU ASKED TO BE CREATED. Reap, sow, whatever.

Anyways, recently, THE DOCTOR got his hands on a SOLDIER FROM THE SURFACE, and basically tossed you out like TRASH by DESTROYING THE ISLAND THAT YOU LIVE ON. Thankfully, though, the DESTRUCTION OF THE ISLAND probably killed your uncle BALLOS and COMPLETELY NULLIFIED THE DEMON CROWN CURSE.

Right now, though, though you were tasked with SEARCHING FOR SURVIVING MIMIGA OR WHATEVER, you are currently SEARCHING FOR BALROG. He should be around here somewhere.

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