Go ask Santa what the heck is up with his place.


Time to interface with someone who clearly has no idea what he's doing with their home decor.

TOROKO

Dude. You have a spike pit in
your house. What the hell.


SANTA

Oh, you mean the death trap?



SANTA
I tried to get rid of it, but whenever
I barely even touch it, it just...
It hurts. Like a lot.


SANTA

So, I just put up a sign warning
anyone here that it's there.


SANTA

Now, nobody'll get hurt!



TOROKO

What if they don't see the
sign?


SANTA

Oh.



Cave Story: Retold Ongoing 722 Author: KurosurinTomasu
Mirrored by: kurosurintomasu
Tags: suggestions, nonmspa, alternate, sprites, doukutsumonogatari, shitpost
ID: 56202
Cave Story: Retold is a retelling of a jumping-and-shooting action game. Canon is just a suggestion. The future is screwed. Timelines are crossing. Can you save the world from destruction?

May contain scenes with pixelated violence. And blood. Reader discretion is advised.

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Inspired by old sprite comics (like Bob and George or MS Paint Masterpieces (which i am realizing are both Mega Man sprite comics (not to be confused with megaman sprite comic))), an old Cave Story sprite comic that I found on cavestory.org (probably Negative 127) and, in MSPFA fashion, MS Paint Adventures such as Problem Sleuth and Homestuck.

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SUGGESTION BOX CODE BY EMILYDAEMON
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